WOMEN: VIS A VIS MEN TODAY

Most men are the kind who would say

Why buy a cow that would with you stay

When you can get regular milk for free

For from commitments they would like to be free

But times have changed and it’s the women who say

Why buy a pig that would with you forever stay

When all you need is just a sausage so wee

For the commitment is really not worth it; as they see

They see Men differently; Men to them are mere laxatives

And they wouldn’t want any thing to do with their relatives

For they just irritate them with all their stinking crap

And appear to be just another kind of deadly trap

They see Men today as Bananas so ripe

And definitely do not want to tolerate their tripe

For the older they continue to ripen and grow

They soften and are not strong enough to furrow

Men to them today do appear like the weather

Unpredictable and uncertain as always and forever

They find that nothing can be done to change them

And therefore are unable to believe them

Men today appear to be like chocolate bars

Their manhood has just become a farce

They are so sweet and so smooth in their lips

Only adding weight to the women around their hips

Men of today have become one minute commercials

Advertising their wares without enough credentials

You just can’t believe a word they promise or say

And all that women can do is just simply pray

Men today promise security like government bonds

Plunging many a woman into suicidal ponds

For they never know when such bonds would mature

Or how much dividend they can expect when they retire

Men are similar to the mascara of today

Costlier than what you may claim or say

But at the first notice of any kind of emotion

They just run all over the place causing commotion

Men today have become mere Popcorn

Eaten at movie intervals and then become a con

For they satisfy the women only for a while

And leave them hungry for more than a smile

Men have become just another snowstorm

You never know if they are coming and where from

Women don’t know how many inches they will get

Or how long it will last before they get wet

Men today are being looked at as a parking spot

A place to stop before your engine turns hot

While all the good men are taken and completely occupied

And what remains are the bays which leave women unsatisfied

Therefore I request you, my dear men of today

To change tracks and begin to see the light of day

For if not women would tend to prefer lesbianism

And you would remain the hub of all criticism

P.S.: Don't forget that I too (the author of this poem) am a Man and all these attributes must fit me as well when seen from the standpoint of a Woman