I was asked to preach
God’s holy word
in a small church
to a small flock or
herd
Since I’m good at
preaching
About elusive
salvation
But not at practicing
Which leads to my
damnation.
I commenced with a
bang
As is my won’t to do
The congregation did
hang
onto my words of
wisdom too..
I commenced by
addressing them as
Dear Brothers and
Sisters
Though they could be
called an ass
As I turned up my
whiskers
I told them I wished
to talk
about a Piece of meat
that with us doth
walk
that piece of meat
which was the cause
of all sin
that piece of meat
which never lets us
win
that piece of meat
the cause of all our
problems
that piece of meat
that causes enmity
amongst brothers
that piece of meat
which brings a lot of
pleasure
that piece of meat
for which we forsake
treasure
that piece of meat
which is the cause of
divorce
that piece of meat
which does not
respect marital vows
that piece of meat
which is mostly
outside
that piece of meat
which must be
controlled inside
that piece of meat
that can give so much
pain
that piece of meat
without which our
life is in vain
that piece of meat
that piece of meat
that causes women to
fight with women
That piece of meat
That prevents us from
reaching heaven
That piece of meat
that separates
brothers and sisters
That piece of meat
That makes brothers
to fight brothers
that's the Piece of
meat
I want to talk to you
about
I then paused and
looked around
that's the Piece of
meat
that's the Piece of
meat
that's the Piece of
meat
that's the Piece of
meat
That I want you all
to control
And not let it roll
that's the Piece of
meat
That I want you all
to control
Dear brothers and
sisters of mine
That piece of meat
which is thine
that Piece of meat
That I want you all
to control
Without any harangue
Is the tongue
My friends
Incidentally, by the
way
I know what you were
thinking
And if I may
I would like to say
Your corrupted minds
are forgiven
For guessing it
wrong, dear Men
Now, let’s all say
halleluiah!
And now can I get an
Amen…
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