Do you know
of the modern day
equivalent of Jesus?
The guy who turns water
into vodka or rum?
This messiah
is from Phoenix, Arizona
and he uses a white powder
called Palcohol
to turn water into a drink
stronger than wine.
Mark Phillips
he is,
the guy
who turns
water like this
for those so glum
he gives
instant rum
and for those
who don’t like soda
he offers
instant vodka
Modern day magic
of the highest standards
and soon there will be someone
who cures those who die so tragic
from these instant wonders.
Instant drink
will sure lead to
instant death
I am told the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade
Bureau granted the license a few days ago
and then recalled the license immediately.. May be they snorted the samples.
"The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) is now saying the
powdered alcohol product was approved in error — all because of a labeling
discrepancy".
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