AN INVITATION

It’s all about dishonesty, today.

Fibs, tall tales, white lies

and dark dangerous lies

as well as lies of all shades

are all acceptable today.

It is not that we never lie

We all lie at some point or the other

But as long as it doesn’t cause damage

Or anyone it affects or bother

We are happy to accept such lies.

But today is the day for celebration

for celebrating my blessings in life

I’m getting married pronto

to the most beautiful damsel

who everybody wants too

for after all its “Tell a Lie Day”

some parts of the world have a holiday

and what better way to celebrate

than inviting you all for my marriage today

and wishing you all; who like me are celibate

A very happy and joyous “Tell a Lie Day”

Believe it or not, there is actually a holiday that's all about dishonesty. April 4 is Tell a Lie Day, also referred to as National Tell a Lie Day! No lie! Whether you prefer to call them fibs, little white lies, tall tales or stretching the truth, this annual “holiday” actually is about lying. Although it’s not surprising the creator of this event is unknown (habitual liar, perhaps?), this annual holiday is observed yearly on April 4.

While many people say they don't do it, Psychology Today reports that the “average” person lies several times per day! But despite what our parents and teachers told us, it is totally acceptable to lie – but just this once. So go ahead - give it your best shot! But just remember, National Honesty Day is coming up at the end of April.