Hey fella,
My name is Mumma!
I look out for Poets
who can compete
on online platforms
and forfeit
their talent in all
forms.
I read your Poem
''XXX”
and I loved it
for it was like sex!
I really liked
some of your
other poems also
including
“so, so, so”
and “Yuck, yuck,
yuck”
I think you should
upload it on “beg for
votes.com”
where they have
an ongoing Poetry
contest
with a hundred dollar
prize.
If you think your
poems
are worth a hundred
dollars
in meaningless rhymes
and if you have no
self-respect
and can shamelessly
beg for votes,
you can sign up
and upload for free.
I hope you will
definitely make use
of this kill.
Do let me know
if you need any more
info and I’ll be glad
to help
you lose your
self-respect
and grovel like a
whelp
for as a poet
what else do you
expect?
Written in response
to a person who visited my profile and asked me to enter my poems in a
competition where I have to beg online for votes. The person did not seem to be
aware that “True poets have true self-respect”
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