Wednesday, 30 April 2014

AN INVITATION TO SHED MY SELF RESPECT

Hey fella,

My name is Mumma!

I look out for Poets

who can compete

on online platforms

and forfeit

their talent in all forms.

I read your Poem ''XXX”

and I loved it

for it was like sex!

I really liked

some of your

other poems also

including

“so, so, so”

and “Yuck, yuck, yuck”

I think you should

upload it on “beg for votes.com”

where they have

an ongoing Poetry contest

with a hundred dollar prize.

If you think your poems

are worth a hundred dollars

in meaningless rhymes

and if you have no self-respect

and can shamelessly

beg for votes,

you can sign up

and upload for free.

I hope you will

definitely make use of this kill.

Do let me know

if you need any more

info and I’ll be glad to help

you lose your self-respect

and grovel like a whelp

for as a poet

what else do you expect? 


Written in response to a person who visited my profile and asked me to enter my poems in a competition where I have to beg online for votes. The person did not seem to be aware that “True poets have true self-respect”

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