One day, shortly but
soon after
joining the American
PGA tour
Lee Trevino, a
professional golfer
and married man,
sadly thereafter
was at his home in
Dallas, Texas,
mowing his front
lawn; working off his ass.
A lady driving by in
a big, shiny Cadillac
stopped in front of
his house in her car so black
lowered the window
and asked,
“Excuse me, do you
speak English?"
Lee politely
responded,
“Yes Ma'am, I do
speak English."
The lady then asked,
“What do you charge to do yard work?”
Lee said with all
sincerity and rather seriously,
"Well, the lady
in this house lets me have a F**k."
The shocked lady
hurriedly
put the car into top
gear
and sped off; for her
virginity, she did fear...!!
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