Lucky little Johnny passed
away
after over thirty
years of married life
he managed to fly
away
and reached hell full
of strife
for he had been an
unfaithful spouse
whom his wife always
considered a louse
after reaching hell
he by force of habit
wanted to call his
wife out of sheer habit.
The Devil handed
little Johnny the phone
and he did talk to
his wife
who was living all
alone
she started blasting
him for leaving
her on earth and on
her dying.
Little Johnny
hurriedly cut the call
and asked the devil
how much
he had to pay for the
call.
The devil who had
never ever heard
a woman speak so foul
and evil
responded by saying
thank God
you are here a
permanently staying;
and no charges you
will be paying
for calls from Hell
to Hell are free.
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