ONE-UP MAN'S SHIP

A guy whom I consider a nincompoop

gets me to help him with all his crap

and then on my head does poop

poor guy doesn't know I didn't fall for his crap

He thinks he is smart; poor fool

he doesn't realise that by helping the fool

I'm going one up on that piece of crap

and by talking badly behind my back

He is going one down on me, poor fart

for God sees all and knows all

and I gain by helping a person

who talks badly off me behind my person

poor fool thinks he is displaying one-up man ship

and doesn't realise I'm shoving one up his lordship