A teenage girl so
pretty
went up to her Dad so
cool
and told of her
boyfriend so witty
who had described her
with a drool.
She said, “Dad there
is something
I have to with you
share.
Something that makes
me go wondering
And seek your advice
for I know you do care.
My boyfriend did say
to me,
something which I
could never comprehend.
He said that I have a
beautiful chassis,
with no dent or a
bend
and lovely airbags so
classy
as well as a
fantastic functional bumper.
I really do wonder
what he meant
and on this I do
ponder"
Her Dad who was smart
on the uptake
got the boyfriend’s
clear message
and therefore wanted
with distaste
to convey his own
message
to the young feller
and keep him away
from his daughter’s
corsage,
"You tell your
boyfriend
that if he ever tries
to open your bonnet
and tries to check
out your oil
and with his dipstick
connect,
I will tighten his
nuts so hard
that his headlights
will pop out
and he will start
leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
The daughter did
diligently go out
To convey the message
of the dipstick and the pipe
to her boyfriend who
then vanished
leaving her alone and
friendless
like a car in a
showroom which was customless.
