YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT

It may seem really rather strange

But I once knew a sexy female

Whose appearance did change.

She on one of her trips on a used trail

Found a magic lamp so black and dirty

She took it home and rubbed it with hands so frail

And lo, there appeared a huge genie

The genie asked her what she wished

And like any a woman in a garment shop

She became rather completely confused

For she did not know what to choose or drop

And finally wished for a husband very special

She said “I want him to have eyes only for me

I want to be the one and only one to him special

I want him to sleep always by my side

Holding me tight all night long is very crucial

And only for me should his arms open wide;

I wish that when he gets up in the morning

I'm the first thing he grabs and takes everywhere

With utmost love and devotion so caring

And at no other dame does he glance or stare"

The genie then granted her special wish

For genies always tend to do so

And the lady who then was a luscious dish

Turned into a special apple i-phone

There came a lad to clean the house of garbage

Whose hands swooped on the phone

While the genie looked on gladly without umbrage

And whispered softly as the lad departed

You certainly got what you wanted