Saturday, 25 July 2020

MY MEDICINE – 3: CELEBRATING LANCE ARMSTRONG



It is just terrible and disgusting
how everyone have been treating
Lance Armstrong the cyclist,
especially after what he achieved though unfit,
Winning seven Tour de France races
while being high on drugs,
is not something someone shrugs
or sweeps under their rugs
Hell, when I was on drugs which I did like,
I couldn't even find my bike!!!

Inspired by funny e-mails forwarded to me by friends…

As I grow older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is next to impossible, but pissing everyone off is as easy as eating a piece of cake. People don’t want to sweat the serious stuff and prefer to enjoy the frivolous. Therefore, I’m sharing some jokes I’ve received as e-mails in the past and have modified them to make limericks out of them.

Image Source / Courtesy: 
https://www.eonline.com/news/1154916/lance-armstrong-estimates-he-told-quot-10-000-lies-quot-during-his-doping-scandal


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