When I was in college,
the bushes and many a hedge
around campus used to shiver
and in darkness quiver.
It would scare my very being
and leave me wondering
if the college was haunted
Until I yet undaunted
kept desperately seeking
what it was that was making
the bushes so frantic
I then found the co-eds tactic
to enjoy their privacy
and their longing for intimacy
Now whenever I see a bush
I know I should hush
and not spoil the fun
of many a young 'un
I truly do not remember anything that I ever studied in college but can only remember such interesting anecdotes of my sojourn there. Truth be told; I never attended classes......
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