Condoms don’t
guarantee
safe sex
anymore…..
A friend of mine
was wearing one
when he was shot
with a gun
by the woman’s
husband.
Yes, condoms
don’t guarantee
safe sex anymore
of that you can
be sure
for if you try
to be frisky
It sure will
turn risky
Inspired by funny
e-mails forwarded to me by friends…
As
I grow older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is next to impossible, but
pissing everyone off is as easy as eating a piece of cake. People don’t want to
sweat the serious stuff and prefer to enjoy the frivolous. Therefore, I’m
sharing some jokes I’ve received as e-mails in the past and have modified them
to make limericks out of them.

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