Saturday, 4 April 2020

MY MEDICINE - 1: ON CONDOM SAFETY


Condoms don’t guarantee
safe sex anymore…..
A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot with a gun
by the woman’s husband.
Yes, condoms don’t guarantee
safe sex anymore
of that you can be sure
for if you try to be frisky
It sure will turn risky


Inspired by funny e-mails forwarded to me by friends…

As I grow older: I've learned that pleasing everyone is next to impossible, but pissing everyone off is as easy as eating a piece of cake. People don’t want to sweat the serious stuff and prefer to enjoy the frivolous. Therefore, I’m sharing some jokes I’ve received as e-mails in the past and have modified them to make limericks out of them.

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