Sunny and Bunny were
drinking buddies
who worked together
as Aircraft mechanics
in the Aircraft
Maintenance section part
of an airline
attached to the Madras Airport.
One day it rained
badly it could kill
and the airport had
to come to a standstill
due to really poor visibility
and the resultant
technical inability.
Therefore they were
stuck in the hangar
with nothing to do
and no lager..
"Man, I wish we
had something to drink!" said Sunny
"Me too. You
know”, said Bunny
“I've heard you can
drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
Even though it’s not
approved by the fuzz;
You wanna try
it?" enquired Bunny
And to this in total
agreement was Sunny.
So they pour
themselves a couple of glasses
of high octane booze
which them completely smashes
The next morning
Sunny wakes up and does not remember
how he got home?
When and however?
He is surprised at
how good he feels.
In fact he feels
great, it seems!
No hangover! No bad
side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone
rings. It's Bunny to tell him something
Bunny says,
"Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Sunny says, "I
feel great, how about you? I’m really shining"
Bunny says, "I
feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Sunny says, "No
that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover,
or anything. We
ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well
there's just one thing I must caution."
"What's that?”
"Have you
farted yet?"
"No. not
yet."
"Well, Don't!
'Cause I'm now in
the Galapagos Islands cause of that!"
Inspired by funny
e-mails forwarded to me by friends…
As I grow older:
I've learned that pleasing everyone is next to impossible, but pissing everyone
off is as easy as eating a piece of cake. People don’t want to sweat the
serious stuff and prefer to enjoy the frivolous. Therefore, I’m sharing some
jokes I’ve received as e-mails in the past and have modified them to make
limericks out of them.
