I had this gentleman friend
who was a hardcore internet addict
he thought he was setting the trend
for shopping online was his habit.
My friend did also flirt online without fuss
and prided himself on being a charmer
he boasted about his physical prowess
and said his endowment made the girls warmer
This friend did one day chance upon
an ad online for a hundred dollar organ enlarger
He wanted to buy it more than any item of porn
For he believed it would elevate him higher
He therefore placed the online order
And awaited the delivery of his package so dear
He never did ever ponder
On the genuineness of the claim so unclear
The day did dawn bright
When the package was delivered
You can never imagine his fright
When he opened the package wrapped in red
Within the package he had purchased expensively
Lay a magnifying glass so bright and clear
The instructions said view the organ closely
But do not focus on the sunlight without fear.
My erstwhile gentleman friend
who once was a hardcore internet addict
is suffering from shame without end
“Don’t buy anything online” is now his edict.
Just fed up of writing too much serious stuff and
thought I would indulge in some frivolity today... Thank God, I don't buy
anything online....
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